A guy from my province adds me up. So I do my usual routine: message him because I don't know him.
Rob: Do we know each other? You related to ****** *******?
Stranger: I guess we just know each other in this facebook community. I'm not related to ******, but maybe we're cousins in far ties. Hehehe. Thanks for the message. May i know who you are?
Rob: I'm from Calbayog. You added me as a contact though we don't have mutual friends.
Stranger: Sa proper ka ba ng Calbayog? Nag-school ka pa ba? (Are you from Calbayog proper? Do you still go to school?)
Rob: Oo Calbayog proper ak pero adi ak Manila maiha na. Working na, maiha na liwat. Ikaw? (Yes, I'm from Calbayog proper but I'm here in Manila & have been working here for a long time now. How about you?)
Stranger: Working din po sa ***. Anu work mo? (I'm also working, here at ***. What's your work?)
Rob: OK. I work at a call center based here in Manila.
Stranger: San banda sa Manila? May sariling family ka na ba? (Which part of Manila? Do you have your own family?)
Rob: Pasig. Wala pa namang pamilya. (No family yet.) Do you know anyone from Calbayog?
Stranger: Yes but not so much. Why?
Rob: Just curious. Who do you know there?
Stranger: My relatives. The clans of ****-*****, and *******. But I'm living here at ***. My mother is from Calbayog City... I've been there last All Souls' and Saints' Day.
Rob: I see. Proud SamareƱos, we are! :)
Stranger: Yes!!!! Are you a straight guy? Hehehe. In a relation?
Rob: Yes & Yes. Sorry.
Stranger: Why sorry?
Rob: If you're looking for a guy-guy relationship, I'm not interested.
Stranger: I know. I don't have a plan also. I just want a '1-night'. Hehehehe. Kidding.
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GROSS
Don't get me wrong. I'm not homophobic but picking up people you don't know for your sexual needs is ultimately disgusting. I'll probably just report this guy. Or maybe go to his place with my friends and beat the s*** out of him.
